Essentials

Okay, Republicans. You control both houses and you have the White House. You can stop pretending to be Americans now. Break out the arm bands. Unlock the gun case. Get your Bibles and your stars and bars banners. Go against the spirit of ’76 and force your KKK religion into our government. You know you think disenfranchising minority voters is reasonable because those poor helpless people are just fucking losers, who don’t deserve a vote, right? You know you think it is okay to become an empire and steal oil resources in the Mideast. You know you think it is okay to harass people of Arab descent, because you think all Arabs are terrorists. You know you trust the bankers and oil barrons who handle GW with our Social Security system and our energy future. You know you don’t care if Bush lied to take us to war. You wanted to fight. (Well, not you. You wanted kids to go fight, like throwing a couple of fighting cocks into a pit so you can bet on them, cheer, feel alive again.) You know you don’t really believe in freedom. I mean, you believe in your freedom, but you don’t believe in my freedom. Well, maybe you will set up a free speech zone, with no cameras or recording devices allowed. Why did you try to hack my forum if you cared about my right to free speech? It’s just like… I think it was the Dennis Hopper character in Easy Rider… when he said something like you say you believe in freedom, but it scares the hell out of you if you ever really see it. You’re just a bunch of thieves and criminals wrapping yourselves in a flag you don’t even have the pedigree to salute, much less put your grubby mits on. You only watch Fox News. You don’t think you need to watch anything else or read anything, and despite all the piles of evidence, you will not pay any attention. So, since your kind never lie and you’re always right, why not break out the guns and kill us Democrats. We must have some kind of mental disorder, don’t you think? Don’t you think Democrats belong in some kind of -- Gulag is such an ugly word – educational institution, maybe? After all, it’s the Democrats who are keeping America from conquering the world! Hell, maybe you should just hang us. You know you would support that kind of action, don’t you? You would vote away everything that has made us Americans up until now with a rebel yell raised by all the stars-and-bars-toting, America-hating Dixiecrats you’ve courted and seduced for the last couple of decades, and finally the truth will come out. The South did rise again, and it is victorious! “Who needs the Democratic Party?” cries the ascendant southern cracker. “We’ve got the party of Lincoln by the balls, and boy-howdy, it’s sweet.” Yeah, the Confederacy fought from the inside, infiltrated, and it has finally beaten the Union. No more need for secrecy. Run the stars and bars up the flagpole, and why not put a big burning cross right in the middle of it to scare all the muds away from the poling places! While you’re at it, let’s put a little poll tax on the vote. Hell, there’s no opposition; let’s just reinstate slavery again and sit back and have a sip of juleps on the wide wide wide porch. Hell, ever since emancipation, the niggers don’t even sing in the fields anymore! See further article on the New Dixiecrats.