Essentials

OMGWTF, teh left-right paradigm is as phony as the have-have not paradigm. Even teh globalist minion sheeple know that the have health insurance-don't have health insurance paradigm is totally false, just like the can afford college-can't afford college paradigm. And teh can afford lunch-can't afford lunch paradigm? Totally bogus. The heading for poverty after retirement - not heading for poverty after retirement paradigm is a total joke. It is a myth perpetrated by the ancient order of the Illuminati, which is composed of free masons and Jews. Nuff said! They use teh phony left-right paradigm (paradime) to divide us. These are just imaginary concepts to keep our minds off of the real issues like owl-shaped buildings and pyramids with eyes at the apex, which show up on our money, proving the ancient Illuminati and the Masons control the world. You can't very well argue with that!

The Phony Left Right Paradigm Was Started by teh Bilderbergs

As one conspiracy theory buff asked, "does Bilderburgs is control by Illuminati ??" The answer is an emphatic YES! Tehy are TOP SECRET, wihch is why only very intellugint inlightened people who are to smart to buy in to teh higher ejucation paradime no about it! OMGWTFBBQ! We inlightened people no of a special website called Google for finding top-secret informashin that top-secret organizations put on the World Wide Web. U globalist minion tools wood no about it if you had half a brain, so try to ejucate yourslevs about the phony left-right paradigm. No body elce is goin to du it 4 U!

Phony Left-Right Paradigm (paradime) Causes Police State

The phony left-right paradigm keeps us fighting amongst ourselves so we cannot see all the owls and pentagrams hiding in our cities! They are hard to spot, but once a scholer hi lites the pichures, I tihnk u wil agree taht it is obvius! OMGWTF TEHY ARE EVERY WARE!

Now, more than ever, when Jesus will be back within most of our lifetimes, and the apocalypse and rupture are almost up pawn us, we must resist teh phony left-right paradigm 2 keep us frum world wide slayvery and globalist takeover by means of hiding masonic simbols in our bildings and droping dumbness chemicals on us thru chemtrails taht only conspiracy theorists are immune 2. And then there is the space alien contingent of ET lizard creatures taht plan to enslav and eventually eat us!